Redistricting Voters Out of Existence
Stealth Democrats Defend Against Nefarious Gerrymander
TROMPE NEWS FLASH. DNC Prime to the Square Root. The new census shows a shift in population from traditionally Democratic areas in the Northeast and East, to the nation's South and West. Any Democrat who has so relocated is encouraged to join the nearest Stealth Democrats Association, and refrain from firm identification of their political affiliation to any third parties not also certified members of the Association. Upon arrival, many such relocatees report that they are inundated with requests for personal political affiliation information under the guise of "polls" by groups refusing to disclose their funding.
Research into the names provided for the groups strongly suggests a connection to partisan political machines, not a new phenomenon, see ://www.albionmonitor.com/12-21-95/stealthstrategy.html/. The intent appears to be to provide gerrymander recommendations to the resident majority in those states undergoing district boundary changes. The goal of such gerrymander is to fragment the Democratic population so that they cannot form a majority in their districts.
Preliminary calculations suggest that such stealth Democrats may sway the opposing political party's turnout in areas in unsuspected ways, providing great fun in the next election. They may have moved but their allegiances remain ideologically strong: access to the tools needed for productivity for every resident in the country. These tools for productivity include healthcare, education and facts, mobility, sustenance, and freedom from fear.