Simplify a viewpoint.
What to do when the Big Lie was Believed?
Spin's Big Lie swallowed.
Seeds emotion-based dig-ins.
Facts then matter not.
The Mad Hatter's Teas.
Teas follow news-slants' orders.
Boehner can't complain.
Chorus of the Unfunded.
Budget Views. Aphabet by Tweet
Sing the Alphabet Song, like Reuben and Rachel,
to "Reuben, Reuben, I've been Thinking"
Temper tantrums. Filibuster! | None shall pass. We win. Hup! Hup!||
B is for the next Big Lie | Feed it, swallow, say saboteurs. ||
Access for my kind is fair chance.| Cut the rest. Non-elites crawl. ||
Keep them ignorant, says Tea folk.| Then pay them less, losers there.||
Overwhelmed by lure of lucre,| Brutal sneak wins, not what’s fair. ||
Subsidize instead the fats and fructose. | Add salt, then blame: Why sick, obese? ||
Fill my coffers, that's the spirit. | Blast objectors out of sight.||
Elect a rep, get a talking-point robot.| Hold hands with the lobbies, fists for thee and me ||
Health: a human right for me. | For you, socialism. Semantic trick. ||
That comes from secret cash for votes. | Privatize the legislator. Easy work.||
Venerable Heritage of L'il Abner, reduced to profit-dross abroad. ||
Macho fixes ceiling. Scared of wisdom. Front seat stays roadhogged by the vulture.||
No more self-vote for their own perks. | Voters, say no. Use your wits.||
Questions that suggest the answer,| Partisan fodder, ads and schill.||
Keep folks unproductive home here. | Then watch my portfolio grow. ||
Agendas blare, opinions poison. | Facts? Not for viewers. Keep them whipped.
Secret funds from voteless corpses. |Corporations mock free speech talk.||
No photoshopping happened there, ducks. | The image fits. With it we'll stick. ||
Open up, and see what’s in there. | Too late, voters. Who really won?||
Pachydermic, outside money, | Elephant trunk show! Deep in tent.||
Of Forcers with their oaths and lockstep, | Selling ignorance and waste.||
If given chance, they might. So bop them.| We, as before, will win by cheat.||
Fund a neutral, insightful broadband.| All-day-night factcheck. Voters cheer.||
What is really being done to them | By secret funders making money? Ask them, please. ||
Z is for zed that we call Z| American superiority! ||
Need zed back in, the moral is: | World’s more than our mentality.||
HEARD FROM THE JOBLESS BALCONY
Hatter, Mitch Mouse, we've been thinking
What a fine world this would be
If you along with your Cant-Won't Minions
Could become responsible, legislatively.
What is your priority?
We want to win! Your job is your prob.
If the country tanks, we win electively.
Member, the Unfunded Chorus of 2011, reincarnated from St. Catharine's Camera Club 1930