1. The GOP plans to rename the postal service abbreviation for the District of Columbia.
2. This is part of the first-100-day push of the new Administration. New legislation effectuating the rename is based on the GOP objecting to the postal service. The postal service abbreviates District of lColumbia as DC.
3. The abbreviation DC is objectionable to the GOP because DC resembles the common nickname for a routine internal medical maintenance procedure, dilation and curettage (sounds like ballet, a pas de deux perhaps), or D&C. See http://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/dilation-and-curettage/home/ovc-20259331
4. The D&C is also known colloquially as a Dusting and Cleaning.
5. The D&C also happens to be a simple and safe means for abortion, where that may be an issue.
6.. In order to avoid obliterating the postal service (that is set for 2017), the GOP is planning to rename the District of Columbia.
7. To avoid promoting abortion, the GOP will rename the District of Columbia to new name: Gentrified Overseers' Plantation. GOP.
The postal service is grateful for the reprieve. GOP. Acronym for the Gentrified Overseers' Plantation. Get it? Fine with the postal service.
8. Use it. Write to Mitch McConnell in support at 317 Russell Senate Office Building, Washington GOP 20150. See phone, email and fax at http://www.mcconnell.senate.gov/public/
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